we've got our guns and horses
14 November 2011 @ 7:20 AM
6 months ago via turtlesgonnaturt (originally black-nata)
11 October 2011 @ 8:26 PM
animalstalkinginallcaps:

GARY! ARE YOU HOME? I CAN’T FIND MY SHOES, AND SOMEONE MOVED THE DOORKNOB! IS THIS EVEN YOUR HOUSE? GARY!
… GARY!
EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE VODKA AND I WANT MY SHOES!
GARY WHERE IS YOUR DOORKNOB!
ALLIGAAAAAAAAAATOR TEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GARY! ARE YOU HOME? I CAN’T FIND MY SHOES, AND SOMEONE MOVED THE DOORKNOB! IS THIS EVEN YOUR HOUSE? GARY!

… GARY!

EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE VODKA AND I WANT MY SHOES!

GARY WHERE IS YOUR DOORKNOB!

ALLIGAAAAAAAAAATOR TEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRS.

7 months ago via animalstalkinginallcaps (originally animalstalkinginallcaps)